Why do you want to know my date of birth?
Two reasons: 1. to make sure that you are really 18 or older, 2. so that
we can send you or your partner some tips how to make that special day
really unforgettable.
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Why not publish everything on the website?
Ever been excited before a date? Ever felt your heart racing at the thought
of what you and your partner were going to do as soon as you checked into
that hotel? Anticipation is a very important part of a fulfilled love
life. And by sending out emails, we're doubling your pleasure: first,
you can't wait for the next one, then, you can't wait to try it.
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How much do I have to pay for this service?
Nothing. We will, however, ask for your soul and your firstborn. (Just
kidding)
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Do I have to give my real name?
No. Chose any name you like. The only reason we ask for your name is so
that we know how to address you. 'Dear User 2495' is neither sexy nor
enticing. The only time you should give a recognizable name is when you
sign up for partner play. After all, s/he should recognize that it is
your invitation and not another piece of junk mail.
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What happens with the information I give about myself?
IT WILL NOT BE SOLD OR USED AGAINST YOU! All information is provided voluntarily
in order to personalize the service. You decide, what you will admit to
and what not.
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Will I receive tons of mail?
No. You yourself determine the frequency of the mail you get. In addition,
we will send mail for your birthday, anniversary and/or other special
dates you request, as well as reminders for Valentines Day and other appropriate
holidays. WE DO NOT SHARE YOUR ADDRESS OR ANY INFORMATION YOU PROVIDE
WITH ANYBODY ELSE OR SEND MAIL ON BEHALF OF ANY OTHER COMPANY.
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Is it okay to give a free/anonymous email-address?
Absolutely. If you are at all concerned to give out your main email-address,
we even encourage you to sign up for one of those free providers. Just
make sure to check that account once in a while; otherwise you'll miss
the fun.
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Will I receive obscene material?
Depends on what you call obscene. You will NOT receive any nudie-pics,
dirty stories, crude language, anything like that. You will receive descriptions
of sexual positions and activities, sometimes detailed. You might also
receive links to sites and publications that may contain nudity.
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Is everything legal?
To the best of our knowledge. However, some of the things we mention might
be considered illegal in certain states or countries. Before you engage
in any of the mentioned practices, please check with your local authorities
to verify the local laws. WE CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE IF ANYTHING WE
MENTION VIOLATES ANY LOCAL LAWS. But then, in some parts of this world
it is still illegal for women to wear pants.
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Is this service intended for children and/or teenagers?
No. Whoever signs up for this service states that s/he is at least 18
years old. Since we have no way of verifying it, we simply have to trust
your honesty. In addition, you'll have to read and agree to our
Terms & Conditions and our
Online Service Agreement. (should open in new window)
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What is your expertise?
This service has been started by Pauline
Albamar, founder of Babes4U,
the women owned Internet sex-service that caters to both men and women.
Here she is opening her 'little black book' for you, which contains tips
and tricks, fantasies and experiences collected during more than 6 years,
from several hundred thousand visitors.
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How do I cancel?
Of course, we hope you never do. But if you insist, just go the website,
log in, and cancel online. Or reply to any of
the mails you receive with the word CANCEL in the subject line. When you
cancel, you'll receive one final email confirming your cancellation and
asking you for the reason why. After that, you're on your own.
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How do you make money?
Some of the suggestions we will send you may require the use of certain
items or could be greatly intensified if you had them. You know what we
mean. These mails will include a link to sites, where you can buy these
items, if you don't already have them. Everything is personally tested
and we only recommend those we feel are worth having and worth their price.
If you buy something through the links we provide, we'll sometimes get
a commission. If you decide to bypass the link and go directly to that
site, you pay the same price and we don't get our commission. Cool. Of
course you are free to shop around, but more than likely you won't find
a better deal in terms of price, quality and service. If you do find a
better provider, please let us know.
NONE OF THE MERCHANTS WE RECOMMEND ARE IN ANY WAY AFFILIATED WITH US OR
PAY US FOR ADVERTISING THEIR PRODUCTS OR SERVICES.
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How can I advertise/sell my products to your members?
Sorry, we do NOT accept advertising for placement in any of the mails
we send out. If you offer a product or service that might be appropriate
for our members AND you guarantee outstanding customer service, please
contact us at biz@mplh.net for consideration.
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Can I send in my own ideas/suggestions/comments?
Absolutely! We welcome feedback and input, since it allows us to improve
the service. The contact information can be found here.
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Can I ask you specific questions?
Sorry. We are neither 'Abby' nor 'Xaveira' and cannot answer specific
questions or give personalized advice. Other Websites deal with these
issues.
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How can I contact you?
We have several email addresses where you can reach us.
For general comments about the service: comments@mplh.net
If you want to praise us: praise@mplh.net
(will be read immediately)
If you hate us: hate@mplh.net (will
be deleted immediately) (just kidding)
If you would like to send in your own ideas: ideas@mplh.net
For technical issues: tech@mplh.net
Webmasters or business inquiries: biz@mplh.net
Press: press@mplh.net
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Why is this FAQ so long?
Because you ask so many questions.
